Sardar ko ek blank message aaya, phir sardarne usi mobile ko phone karke bola,tumhe malum hai tumhare mobile ka ink khatam ho gaya hai.
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Sardar jee went to purchase a color TV.
Sardar jee to Shopkeeper: Do u sell color TVs.
Shopkeeper: Yes sir.
Sardar jee: Give me green one please.
2 sardars sat in coffe shop.
sardar:jalde pe yaar, coffe thande ho gaye gi
2nd:Q
sardar:oye bewakoof,menu card parh!
HOT COFFE RS:20
COLD COFFE RS:40
Aek Sardar langrata hua ata hai usey dekh kar , 2 sardar docotrs apas main jhagrte hain , aik kehta hai ke uski haddee toot gayi hai,
doosra sardar doctor bolta hai ke nahi us ka angootha nikal gaya h ai dono mein kafi behs horahi hoti hai to teesra, Sardar doctor bolta hai chalo us se hi poch lete hain usey poooch tay hain tou woh bolta hai nahi, meri tou chappal toot gayi hai
English Man : - Humare America mein War ho gaya hai
Sardar jee: - Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai
English Man : - wo kaise?
Sardar jee : - Somwar, Mangalwar, Budhwar.....!!!
Interviewer: where r u born,
Sardarji: punjab,
Interviewer : which part?
Sardarji : kya which part whole body was born in punjab.
Sardarji: punjab,
Interviewer : which part?
Sardarji : kya which part whole body was born in punjab.
Sardar talking on cell.
2ND Sardar: kis se baat kar rahay ho.
1ST: Biwi se.....
2ND: Itne... pyaar se....?
1ST: Tumhari hai.
When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, " You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive
Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar : Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
once a sardar bought a banaspatee teen and say to the shopkeeper where is my gift ?shopkeeper said why? serdar said there is written colestrol free
Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
sardar ko electric chair par bitha kar moot ki saza sunai gai
executor : tumhari aakhri khawaish kaya he
sardar :main no dar lag raya ae mera hath phar lo
Sardar k Larki hui.
Biwi: Suna ji ! jb ye bari hogi to Larkay issey chehrain gye.
Sardar: Maine es problem ka solution dhoondh lia hai,
hum es ka naam "Baji" rakhain gye.
Teacher Told All Students
In Class 2 Write N Essay On A Cricket Match
All Were Busy Writing Except 1 Sardarji
He Wrote
“DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH”
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Ek Din Sardar Ji apni Biwi ko le k kahin ja rahey they...kisi manchaley ne aawaz Di..
Oye Paaji!! Biwi hai k Girl Friend?
Sardar: Oye Girl friend Hogi Teri...
Meri To Bivi hai